20 7 / 2013

DIY - It’s Too Easy

It’s too easy….

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I showed up and was turned away with my rabbit and pocket-rocket. 

I can imagine showing up, looking at the hammer like, “WTF is this for?! No, sir! I don’t know what kind a crazy kinky shit you are into Home Depot but those needle-nose pliers are not coming near me.  And those safety glasses? I thought this was Do It Herself class.  What the hell?…”

It was too easy…the jokes needed to be said. Sorry. 

Love & is that a drill?! 

Dirty-mind Me